Yes, you read that right.

What better time to learn to throw an axe than the Halloween before this wretched election. Get yer hya-hya’s out once and for all. Give it all you got. Visit Axgard Axes and — throw. That. Axe.

Everyone together now…

Throw.

That.

Axe.

Axgard Axes is the newest (only?) axe throwing location in Ellicott City, in the heart of the historic district, on Main Street.

Come visit. And throw an axe.

Did we mention there are axes?