This year has been enough to make you want to throw heavy, sharp, objects at the wall. Repeatedly.

Lucky for you, you can now throw axes to your heart’s content at Axgard on Main Street!

Axgard is taking over the old Ballet Conservatoire space above The Wine Bin.

Admission is available to children 13 and up with a parent or guardian, and children 16 and up may throw unaccompanied. Patrons 21 and older can throw an axe and drink a beer at the same time!

What could possibly be better?